LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS
HAIL ZEUS!!! God of the Sky, and Thirsty Shapeshifter. He turned into all kinds of animals to seduce goddesses, nymphs, and mortals. Swan. Cuckoo. Bull. (Also, Carl the Flamingo SWEARS Zeus morphed into a flamingo once to bone him.) According to God Sex Magazine, Zeus had 57 partners, 54 children, and countless ties for Xmas presents.)
INTRODUCING ZEUS, YOU ARE THE FATHER.
Once he was dragged onto Ancient Greek Television to prove he fathered Ares, but before the results were read he threw lightning bolts at Maurice, the God of Dramatic Reveal. The spirit of Zeus currently lives on in furries.
Specs
- 1. NO SLIP: A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.
- 2. NO BOUNCE: Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.
- 3. ALL POLARIZED: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
- 4. NON-REFLECTIVE LENSES: Black lenses to hide the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in normal to bright light conditions.
- 5. NO DEMOGORGANS: 100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.
Fast Shipping and Professional Packing
Due to our longstanding partnership with UPS FedEx DHL, and other major global carriers, we can offer a variety shipping options. Our warehouse staff are extremely skilled and will package your goods in accordance to our precise and exact specifications. Your goods will undergo an exhaustive examination before they will be safely packaged prior to being delivered. We deliver to hundreds of thousands of customers every day in different countries. This demonstrates our dedication to become the biggest online retailer in the world. The warehouses and centers of distribution are in Europe and the USA.
Orders that contain more than one item are given processing time according to each item.
Before shipment, all ordered items will be thoroughly examined. Most orders are now shipped within 48 hrs. The expected delivery time will be between 3-7 days.
Returns
We do not manage the stock at our factory and warehouse. Stocks are subject to change at any time. Be aware that it's possible for your order to be out of stock after you have placed the order.
Our policy is valid for a period of 30 days. If 30 days have passed after you bought your item, we will not be able to offer you a return or exchange.
Your item should be in the original packaging and in good condition. It must also not be used. It must also be returned in the original packaging.
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