REWIND SERIES: REINTRODUCING HAM CURED CRAMPS
We’re releasing an oldie but a goodr. A remix, reboot, revival, re-whatever, of a classic pair. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re doing the neighborhood Easter Egg Hunt or running some Pre-Easter dinner treadmill miles. You asked for seconds, get your fill while you can!!!
This spring, Carl the Flamingo suggested that we should start selling goodr Farms Medicinal Hams on our website. He was enraged when the FDA said we had to put a label on them that said, “This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.” Carl said that was “TOTAL bullsh*t!!! EVERYONE knows that HAM CURES CRAMPS!!!” (Carl also insists that it increases his libido. We’re not convinced the ham is responsible.) Luckily, we were able to get him to compromise by offering these Ham Cured Cramps sunnies instead.*
*This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA.
Specs
- 1. NO SLIP: We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
- 2. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
- 3. ALL POLARIZED: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
- 4. NO LEOPARDS: Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
Fast Shipping and Professional Packing
Due to our longstanding partnership with UPS FedEx DHL, and other major global carriers, we can offer a variety shipping options. Our warehouse staff are extremely skilled and will package your goods in accordance to our precise and exact specifications. Your goods will undergo an exhaustive examination before they will be safely packaged prior to being delivered. We deliver to hundreds of thousands of customers every day in different countries. This demonstrates our dedication to become the biggest online retailer in the world. The warehouses and centers of distribution are in Europe and the USA.
Orders that contain more than one item are given processing time according to each item.
Before shipment, all ordered items will be thoroughly examined. Most orders are now shipped within 48 hrs. The expected delivery time will be between 3-7 days.
Returns
We do not manage the stock at our factory and warehouse. Stocks are subject to change at any time. Be aware that it's possible for your order to be out of stock after you have placed the order.
Our policy is valid for a period of 30 days. If 30 days have passed after you bought your item, we will not be able to offer you a return or exchange.
Your item should be in the original packaging and in good condition. It must also not be used. It must also be returned in the original packaging.
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