JEEPERS CREEPERS
Your threads are freaky deaky. That’s why the man’s giving you a hairy eyeball. Check out this groovy gear in our shaggin’ wagon: To Dye Fore golf sunglasses! These far-out tye-dye-patterned frames turn dorks into casanovas, jive turkeys into foxy mamas, and space cadets into stone-cold foxes. No rip-off. It’s sound to the pound. Dig it, closet disco queen. Peace, love, and granola. Something, something, something, 1970s.
ONCE UPON A TIME
The stereotypical golfer wore a baggy polo shirt, an argyle sweater vest, and tight garish plaid pants.
Ew.
But today, golfers are style icons. Fairway fashionistas! Divot divas! Putting prima donnas! Mulligan models! Hole out couture!
And these new golfing sunglasses are absolutely…
To Dye Fore
Specs
- 1. NO SLIP: We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
- 2. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
- 3. ALL POLARIZED: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
- 4. NO SQUIRRELS: No one wearing these has ever had a squirrel do donuts in a golf cart on the fairway while trying to chip it onto the green.