LIL F*KIN GOODRS: SMALLER IS BALLER
Everyone is always SO desperate to avoid the middle seat, but the shorties out there truly know the unique advantages riding in the middle offers: a direct line from the AC vents in the car, you have leg room for days, there’s THREE seats worth of leg room you can invade, and double-arm rests on the plane
We know what you’re thinking, the middle seat SUCKS.
That’s where you’re wrong. The middle seat is where the best action is!!!
Specs
- 1. NO SLIP: We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
- 2. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
- 3. ALL POLARIZED: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
- 4. NO SQUIRRELS: No one wearing these has ever had a squirrel do donuts in a golf cart on the fairway while trying to chip it onto the green.
Fast Shipping and Professional Packing
Due to our longstanding partnership with UPS FedEx DHL, and other major global carriers, we can offer a variety shipping options. Our warehouse staff are extremely skilled and will package your goods in accordance to our precise and exact specifications. Your goods will undergo an exhaustive examination before they will be safely packaged prior to being delivered. We deliver to hundreds of thousands of customers every day in different countries. This demonstrates our dedication to become the biggest online retailer in the world. The warehouses and centers of distribution are in Europe and the USA.
Orders that contain more than one item are given processing time according to each item.
Before shipment, all ordered items will be thoroughly examined. Most orders are now shipped within 48 hrs. The expected delivery time will be between 3-7 days.
Returns
We do not manage the stock at our factory and warehouse. Stocks are subject to change at any time. Be aware that it's possible for your order to be out of stock after you have placed the order.
Our policy is valid for a period of 30 days. If 30 days have passed after you bought your item, we will not be able to offer you a return or exchange.
Your item should be in the original packaging and in good condition. It must also not be used. It must also be returned in the original packaging.
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