LISTEN UP!!!!
If you’re coming with us to the octopus party, you need to know a few things. One, don’t make any jokes about sushi. It’s cringe. Two, don’t ask if you can touch their tentacles. We know you’re curious because you don’t have tentacles, but still. Not cool. Three, it’s octopuses, not octopi. If you say “octopi,” it’s not offensive, per se. But they’ll look at you like a clown. These purple sunnies won’t slip or bounce while you dance with octopuses and have the best flocking night of your life.
Specs
- 1. NO SLIP: We use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
- 2. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.*
- *Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…we’re pretty sure.
- 3. ALL POLARIZED: The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
- 4. ALL SPEED: An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you’re crushing beers or crushing your competition.
- 5. FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIP: Included with purchase.
Fast Shipping and Professional Packing
Due to our longstanding partnership with UPS FedEx DHL, and other major global carriers, we can offer a variety shipping options. Our warehouse staff are extremely skilled and will package your goods in accordance to our precise and exact specifications. Your goods will undergo an exhaustive examination before they will be safely packaged prior to being delivered. We deliver to hundreds of thousands of customers every day in different countries. This demonstrates our dedication to become the biggest online retailer in the world. The warehouses and centers of distribution are in Europe and the USA.
Orders that contain more than one item are given processing time according to each item.
Before shipment, all ordered items will be thoroughly examined. Most orders are now shipped within 48 hrs. The expected delivery time will be between 3-7 days.
Returns
We do not manage the stock at our factory and warehouse. Stocks are subject to change at any time. Be aware that it's possible for your order to be out of stock after you have placed the order.
Our policy is valid for a period of 30 days. If 30 days have passed after you bought your item, we will not be able to offer you a return or exchange.
Your item should be in the original packaging and in good condition. It must also not be used. It must also be returned in the original packaging.
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